This is the other story I wrote for Porn Battle IX. This one is Eerie, Indiana, and also slashy and porny. So, y know, don't say I didn't warn you.

( He was never going to be able to look at his parents or peanut butter in quite the same way again. )

I put in couple of entries to Porn Battle IX. Go figure. This is the first of two. It's set in the world of the movie Fanboys. If you haven't seen it you really should, it's frickin' hilarious.

( God bless the fucking Internet. )

So, here is my last prompt for Porn Battle VII. Whew, Got it in under the wire.

Oh, and it's het. Greek het. Greek Mythological het. I really do enjoy going for the less well known apparently.

( The others do not understand Hephaestus. )

Yeah. Anyhow this too, is for Porn Battle VII, go figure.

I should not be allowed to write after 1:00 in the morning.

( He does not take home one of the eight Oscars the film has been nominated for. He doesn’t think about it too hard. )